We have been hibernating, but we are roused by an EFO.

As you can see, an EFO is enough to rouse anyone.

Now that we have experienced our awakening -- now that we have cast off the doldrums of a cold winter -- do not expect us to lie down and go back to sleep. The Sexy Detective is once again on the case. It’s a sexy case; and it is one that involves fresh, new, sexy material.

Come back soon for more news.

Are you in BRISBANE?

Are you interested in LAUGHING?

Do you trust us to MAKE STUFF UP ON THE SPOT?

If you’re nodding your head, check this shit out, Internets:

If you missed the Sexy Detective lads’ appearance in Prognosis: Death! earlier this year, you’ll be pleased as a fist in the face to hear that it’s back! Prognosis: Death -- Relapse is an improvised horror/soapie/supernatural/sci-fi comedy. In a hospital. It’s worked before.

Every show is different, so come along to one, two, or six shows and be entertained in different and unusual ways each time.

Where: The Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace

When: 8pm Thursday, Fridays and Saturdays between July 2nd to 11th.

How much: $15 adults, $10 younger peeps -- or pay the cost of three shows ($45/$30) to get yourself a season pass! Bookings on (07) 3369 2344

Why: We’re in it, fools!

But wait -- there’s more. It’s sketch o’clock!

One of our very first sketches, that, but a good one.

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I’m searching for a third thing to tell you all, but I’m coming up spare. More sketches and more info coming soon!

As promised, we’ve a new (read: old) sketch for you all!  This one is a short but sweet sketch from the Sexy D vault. It first debuted in our September 2007 live show.

Very pointed commentary there, I feel.  Pop back in a couple of weeks and we may have a brand new never-before-seen sketch!

It has come to my attention that the Sexy Detective has jumped onboard the good ship Twitter.  To hear sweet nothings and silly observations in easily digestible 140 character chunks, you know what to do.

www.twitter.com/sexydetective

In other news: you didn’t hear it from me, but if you pop back here in a day or two you may find a new sketch waiting…

Shock!

Sexy D has put together an entry for the Doritos Make an Ad competition thingy.  Check it out:

Ah, the wonders of this digital age -- that was filmed two days ago.

You may also be wondering, are we ever going to put up that new sketch we promised you two months ago? Well, if you play your cards right, internets…

It’s been a tad quiet here the past couple of weeks.  If this has offended, sorry.  If it has not offended, sorry.

As part of our “upload a sketch once a fortnight” plan we would have ordinarily posted one last week – the more observant of you may notice that we did not, and I can tell you that is because we are currently putting together a brand new, never-seen-before sketch which has laughs and jokes and other such things in it.  It’s topical as well.  A bit.  So that one shall hopefully be up next week, after which we’ll return to our usual bi-weekly sketchiness.

Although we’ve been outwardly quiet, I can assure you that behind closed doors we are beavering away at a number of projects.  Hopefully we’ll have an announcement on one or more of them soon.  To keep you sated in the interim – and proof that we haven’t been sitting on our hands for the past three or four months – I hereby present an out-of-context line from a recently written sketch:

“That looks nice.  Now, does a kitten come with the bra?”

Not enough?  Here’ s a line from a different sketch:

“Bicep equals eggs.  Thanks Dan.”

Consider yourself sated.

…in the dining room, with…

An older sketch this week, but that doesn’t make it any less sweet.  It does, however, make it older.

Meanwhile, some site news: after much slacking off, the ‘About Us’ section finally has a bit of info in it.  More to come later, after we’ve slacked off for a bit longer.