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Prognosis: Dutch Filmmakers!

Posted June 29th, 2009 by Dave · No Comments

Are you in BRISBANE?

Are you interested in LAUGHING?

Do you trust us to MAKE STUFF UP ON THE SPOT?

If you’re nodding your head, check this shit out, Internets:

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If you missed the Sexy Detective lads’ appearance in Prognosis: Death! earlier this year, you’ll be pleased as a fist in the face to hear that it’s back! Prognosis: Death - Relapse is an improvised horror/soapie/supernatural/sci-fi comedy. In a hospital. It’s worked before.

Every show is different, so come along to one, two, or six shows and be entertained in different and unusual ways each time.

Where: The Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace

When: 8pm Thursday, Fridays and Saturdays between July 2nd to 11th.

How much: $15 adults, $10 younger peeps - or pay the cost of three shows ($45/$30) to get yourself a season pass! Bookings on (07) 3369 2344

Why: We’re in it, fools!

But wait - there’s more. It’s sketch o’clock!

One of our very first sketches, that, but a good one.

I’m searching for a third thing to tell you all, but I’m coming up spare. More sketches and more info coming soon!

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Prison Roll Call

Posted May 31st, 2009 by Dave · No Comments

As promised, we’ve a new (read: old) sketch for you all!  This one is a short but sweet sketch from the Sexy D vault. It first debuted in our September 2007 live show.

Very pointed commentary there, I feel.  Pop back in a couple of weeks and we may have a brand new never-before-seen sketch!

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Tweeting Sexy D

Posted May 30th, 2009 by Dave · No Comments

It has come to my attention that the Sexy Detective has jumped onboard the good ship Twitter.  To hear sweet nothings and silly observations in easily digestible 140 character chunks, you know what to do.

www.twitter.com/sexydetective

In other news: you didn’t hear it from me, but if you pop back here in a day or two you may find a new sketch waiting…

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OHMYGODWEHAVEACTUALLYDONESOMETHING!

Posted May 4th, 2009 by Dave · No Comments

Shock!

Sexy D has put together an entry for the Doritos Make an Ad competition thingy.  Check it out:

Ah, the wonders of this digital age - that was filmed two days ago.

You may also be wondering, are we ever going to put up that new sketch we promised you two months ago? Well, if you play your cards right, internets…

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Silence

Posted March 3rd, 2009 by Dave · 1 Comment

It’s been a tad quiet here the past couple of weeks.  If this has offended, sorry.  If it has not offended, sorry.

As part of our “upload a sketch once a fortnight” plan we would have ordinarily posted one last week - the more observant of you may notice that we did not, and I can tell you that is because we are currently putting together a brand new, never-seen-before sketch which has laughs and jokes and other such things in it.  It’s topical as well.  A bit.  So that one shall hopefully be up next week, after which we’ll return to our usual bi-weekly sketchiness.

Although we’ve been outwardly quiet, I can assure you that behind closed doors we are beavering away at a number of projects.  Hopefully we’ll have an announcement on one or more of them soon.  To keep you sated in the interim - and proof that we haven’t been sitting on our hands for the past three or four months - I hereby present an out-of-context line from a recently written sketch:

“That looks nice.  Now, does a kitten come with the bra?”

Not enough?  Here’ s a line from a different sketch:

“Bicep equals eggs.  Thanks Dan.”

Consider yourself sated.

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Colonel Mustard…

Posted February 11th, 2009 by Dave · No Comments

…in the dining room, with…

An older sketch this week, but that doesn’t make it any less sweet.  It does, however, make it older.

Meanwhile, some site news: after much slacking off, the ‘About Us’ section finally has a bit of info in it.  More to come later, after we’ve slacked off for a bit longer.

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Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

Posted January 29th, 2009 by Dave · No Comments

A sketch.  Take it!  It’s yours!

So next time you say her name that way, remember: there is no right or wrong way.

In other news, Prognosis: Death! continues apace this week on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights.  If you are in Brisbane and keen to see three of the Sexy D lads in an off the cuff schlocker-comedy about a hospital’s repeated run-ins with the supernatural, head over to the Brisbane Arts Theatre for a 8pm show!  You’ll like it, probably.

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